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Things that would happen if you became a 13th gen Musume

1: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:32:09.77 0.net
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I’d never become familiar with the group and would end up by myself.

2: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:32:34.85 0.net
I’d yearn for lesbian love.

3: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:33:05.66 0.net
I’d collect their used straws.

4: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:33:35.11 0.net
I’d make a 2ch thread about it.

5: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:34:34.86 0.net
I’d gain 15 kg in one year.

6: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:34:57.53 0.net
If I left before her, Haachin would secretly pull on me.

7: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:35:44.25 0.net
I’d retire from the group early due to a disease with an unfamiliar name.

9: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:36:01.94 0.net
Just before a concert, I’d retire from the group.

10: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:36:18.51 0.net
I’d get strangely excited by Terada.

14: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:37:02.11 0.net
I’d become relatively popular from unofficial photographs of me.

16: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:37:29.63 0.net
I’d be bummed out, thinking “Zukki was really amazing after all…”

17: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:37:30.49 0.net
I’d fall over when greeting the members for the first time.

18: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:37:41.62 0.net
I’d be flamed on the internet for acting cold during handshake events.

19: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:37:56.86 0.net
I’d be bewildered by Maria’s talk about Nippon Ham Fighters.

20: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:38:20.20 0.net
The staff would get mad at me because I wouldn’t know what to write on the illustation photos.

21: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:38:54.63 0.net
The members would give me a weird nickname.

22: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:38:59.15 0.net
Tanaka Reina would scare me.

23: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:39:34.07 0.net
Only Katsuta Rinapuu would talk to me normally.

25: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:40:45.96 0.net
Within my first year, they’d announce an Important Notice regarding my broken back.

26: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:41:16.61 0.net
People will talk about me, saying I definitely read 2ch.

29: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:41:52.55 0.net
I’d watch the member’s faces for their reactions after I say “Morning Musume One S*x” on purpose.

30: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:42:09.69 0.net
I’d brag about how I was already an adult when Love Machine came out.

31: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:42:45.86 0.net
I’d poke fun at members over and over again as harshly as we do on 2ch, and the atmosphere around me would be frozen.

32: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:42:53.90 0.net
I’d scramble to be first to choose from the bentos. I wonder how that would turn out.

33: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:43:09.55 0.net
Makocchin would speak to me with honorifics.

34: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:43:29.76 0.net
Wota would be jealous of me.

35: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:43:36.70 0.net
I’d fall in love with Kudou.

36: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:43:44.83 0.net
I’d want to take pictures to put on my blog, but I wouldn’t have the courage to ask the other members.

37: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:44:18.22 0.net
I’d practice how to use some dirty talk, so that I’d be prepared for when I was invited on Young Town.

38: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:44:28.27 0.net
I’d want to know what the wage structure is inside of Up Front.

39: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:44:33.80 0.net
I’d be asked, “Did you practice like you were supposed to?!”

40: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:44:52.58 0.net
I’ll make people cry by planning to communicate with people by clinging to them, just like Odachan in her early days.

42: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:46:04.07 0.net
It’d be nice to excessively hug them.

41: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:45:46.93 0.net
When my two-person cheki photos are uploaded on Twitter, they’d become a hot topic.

43: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:46:23.12 0.net
I’d get popular for having really reckless conversations with old men at handshake events.

44: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:46:44.65 0.net
I wouldn’t be good at using emoji in my blog posts.

45: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:47:03.40 0.net
The members wouldn’t add me to their Line group.

46: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:48:13.76 0.net
When we’re on the road, nobody would sit next to me, so I’d just sleep the whole time.

47: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:48:25.42 0.net
I’d have too much knowledge about the members, so they’d all keep their distance from me.

48: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:48:47.39 0.net
My stomach wouldn’t agree with Musume’s bentos.

69: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:05:12.81 0.net
I’d search through the catered food for something that’s easy on the stomach.

49: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:48:51.08 0.net
Even though I didn’t show up late, I’d have to pay for my own travel expenses.

51: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:50:08.06 0.net
>>49
That’s harsh LOL

50: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:49:43.24 0.net
I’d never be stopped by security guards, since they’d think I was the group’s manager.

52: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:50:18.03 0.net
Matsuko Deluxe would compliment me, and a 2ch thread would come up about it.

53: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:51:58.87 0.net
I wouldn’t be able to use a glue gun very well.

54: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:52:12.74 0.net
I’ll make Kudou cry and hate me for pointing out the contradictory things she says.

55: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:52:46.96 0.net
When playing musical chairs, nobody would sit in the chairs next to me.

56: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:53:06.62 0.net
I’d ask for Iikubo-san’s advice on whether I should shave my underarms.

57: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:53:31.37 0.net
Ogata would always use honorifics for me.

59: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:54:36.22 0.net
I’d read Satou’s thoughts to see that she gets annoyed when people don’t address her in honorifics.

61: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:57:46.23 0.net
If I encountered a member of Berryz at the office, I’d start acting suspiciously.

62: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:58:12.10 0.net
I’d be dissatisfied by my member color.

63: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:58:47.41 0.net
If we go for three times, on the second time I’ll automatically be absent.

64: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:59:20.76 0.net
At the Countdown concert, I’d be moved to tears by Takui’s song.

66: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:00:27.13 0.net
I’d invite everyone over to a party on Christmas.

67: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:03:46.56 0.net
I’d try to hide it from the other members when I had to take my medicine.

68: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:04:36.95 0.net
I’d develop a panic disorder from reading 2ch.

70: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:07:53.06 0.net
If things got tough, I’d read Terada’s blog. It would change my attitude and I’d keep doing my best!

74: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:14:27.94 0.net
I wouldn’t be very good at remembering choreography.

73: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:10:40.47 0.net
Even though it’s a concert in my own hometown, I’d hesitate to call my parents.

76: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:21:54.09 0.net
I’d strictly follow every order from the company president.

83: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 01:01:00.16 0.net
Even though I wasn’t ordered to, I’d have a hairstyle that shows my forehead.

78: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:40:35.90 0.net
In the dressing room, I’d spend most of my time pretending to be asleep.

79: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:44:12.68 0.net
I’d be on the shinkansen, reading the sports section of the paper while eating dried scallops, when Daaishi would post about it on her blog. I’d be in tears begging her not to expose me like that.

80: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:46:13.69 0.net
I’d watch a baseball game with Maria (since I’m a fan of the Hawks)

81: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:47:02.77 0.net
I’d be tongue-tied from the first words I spoke to them.

82: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 00:47:53.76 0.net
My blog will be flooded with comments after it comes out that I let Akanechin drink umeshu.

84: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/10(金) 01:03:43.84 0.net
Even though she’s my senpai, I’ll fall into a rut of paying for meals with Akanechin, since she’ll say “Well, you’re older than I am.”

11: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/06/09(木) 23:36:25.23 0.net
I’d respect Ikuta-san, since she is so kind.

 

(Source: http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/47752914.html)

For me, if I were to become a 13th gen member, I’d probably go through twitter withdrawal and have to create a secret account to get my fix. LOL. What about you guys?

 

2 thoughts on “Things that would happen if you became a 13th gen Musume

  1. I’d hit on Mizuki the most and observe Masaki all the time by being friends with her. I also want to know Ikuta more!

    …weird that I didn’t mention ishida, since I declared I like her the most xD

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