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Aikawa Maho: “Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!” Suzuki Kanon: “Really? I’m so happy!” But Aikawa’s cat is…

1: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:44:24.45 0.net
(1/03/16 Suzuki Kanon blog)

There’s someone who I’ve started talking to more, since we both enter the Hello Concert stage from the same place. Angerme’s Aikawa Maho-chan. She has this image of being nothing but a strange, mysterious girl, but talking to her is really fun, and I feel like we became a little close. We haven’t taken a picture together yet, so I want to do that next time we meet.

When we started talking about cats, she told me, “Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!” lol. When I asked her how, she told me my eyes are catlike… I’m usually told that I have a tanuki-like face, so I was surprised to hear her say that my eyes are sharp like a cat’s (・Д・)

But, I’m really happy about it! The cat-face I’ve longed for! Aiai, thank you! lol

http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-9ki/entry-12113495076.html

Aikawa’s cat↓
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2: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:45:03.98 0.net
LMAO ahahahahahaha

4: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:45:38.96 0.net
This means war.

5: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:46:01.00 0.net
They do look alike lol

6: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:46:04.93 0.net
It certainly does look like here lol

10: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:46:56.80 0.net
This is something you’d regret saying three seconds after

12: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:47:20.20 0.net

It’s Aikawa Maho. I’m returning home from Osaka  (^^)

Lu-chan isn’t a pig, she’s a cat ^o^

14: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:47:26.10 0.net
Giving a declaration of war while standing right in front of her LOL

15: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:47:36.98 0.net
”Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!”
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16: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:47:56.16 0.net
Aikawa-san’s cat is an invasive species.

17: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:47:58.81 0.net
You rock, Aikawa lmao

19: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:48:11.32 0.net
Are you alright, Aikawa?

22: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:48:45.86 0.net
“Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!”
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38: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:50:21.33 0.net
>>22
This is all so shameless! Thank you lol

24: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:48:51.26 0.net
Later, Suzuki san is enraged after checking Aiai’s blog LOL

25: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:01.16 0.net
Aiai’s punch is quite effective!

27: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:14.89 0.net
“Lu-chan isn’t a pig, she’s a cat ^o^”

“Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!”

28: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:34.74 0.net
This is hilarious!

29: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:39.44 0.net
Aikawa-san is really funny.

31: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:42.36 0.net
She must have said it without any ill intent.

34: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:53.40 0.net
That’s good! Aiai!

35: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:49:58.19 0.net
lmAo lol

36: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:50:11.83 0.net
“Suzuki-san is cow-like.”
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37: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:50:17.80 0.net
Zukki must be SO happy right now.

39: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:50:29.13 0.net
The rebel army has finally come.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/01/03(日) 22:57:16.33
My stomach hurts lmao

41: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:50:52.66 0.net
Lu-chan isn’t a pig, she’s a cow!

42: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:50:53.61 0.net
I laughed out loud at that last cat picture hahaha

45: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:01.38 0.net
It’s rare for me to feel bad for Zukki…

46: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:01.66 0.net
Kanazawa: “Suzuki-san, you look like my cat Nun!”

48: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:08.98 0.net
I’m going to become an Aiai oshi hahaha

49: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:10.50 0.net
Since it’s goten this far, Zukki is amazing. There’s no way you’d not realize it, normally.

50: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:11.58 0.net
Saying she looks “catlike” is a compliment, right?

52: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:23.46 0.net
It’s because Aikawa-san likes round things.
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132: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:59:36.62 0.net
>>52
What is this? I can’t stop laughing hahaha

158: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:03:27.96 0.net
>>52
Casually throwing Takechan in there lolol

53: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:29.37 0.net
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54: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:34.71 0.net
Aikawa is more brutal than even us 2ch dwellers…

59: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:51:59.55 0.net
Zukki-san, it looks delicious.

60: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:52:01.36 0.net
Aiai just earned herself points in my book.

62: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:52:06.42 0.net
That’s amazing, Aikawa LOL

67: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:52:43.41 0.net
Does she not see the line that she shouldn’t have crossed?

69: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:52:55.86 0.net
If it’s round, Aiai will like anything. She even likes Oden.

70: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:52:57.86 0.net
No, she must mean it in a good way.

74: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:53:40.24 0.net
Good job, Aiai~

75: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:53:51.55 0.net
”Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!”
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95: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:55:33.13 0.net
>>75
Wasn’t she specifying the carpet?

103: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:56:09.82 0.net
>>75
The cat’s dish is made out of embossed copper lol

80: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:54:28.30 0.net
She resembles the cat’s thickness.

81: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:54:33.54 0.net
This is the first thing that made me laugh lol

82: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:54:33.68 0.net
Does Suzuki know that Aikawa’s cat is a fatty?

87: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:55:04.39 0.net
>>82
No, it’s not fat lol

101: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:56:06.78 0.net
>>82
It’s not fat.
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110: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:57:07.30 0.net
>>101
That’s a different cat.

84: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:54:40.43 0.net
It must be eating delicious food~

85: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:54:42.46 0.net
>>1
Oh shit lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

86: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:54:46.61 0.net
She decided it so refreshingly.

93: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:55:28.79 0.net
Aiai can speak ironically… I’m liking her more and more.

96: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:55:35.60 0.net
This could become joke material for a Hello Concert MC.

97: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:55:41.46 0.net
I want this kind of talent in Morning Musume.

104: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:56:15.57 0.net
I love you Aiai lolololololol

105: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:56:23.13 0.net
After saying “Suzuki-san, you look like my cat,” she excused herself by saying she meant her eyes. I think it must have been a personal best for her head to spin around and come up with that innovative answer.

106: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:56:27.90 0.net
This is the most I’ve laughed all year. Starting now, I’ll become an Aikawa wota.

108: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:56:38.30 0.net
Aiai isn’t in the wrong. She looks like Lu-chan, so that’s what she said.

114: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:57:32.62 0.net
They really do look alike, so Aikawa isn’t in the wrong at all.

115: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:57:42.03 0.net
What’s the name of the other cat who isn’t Lucy?

116: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:57:46.05 0.net
Lucy: pig-cat.
Min: Just a little bit fat.

118: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:07.04 0.net
I really love this feeling of there being no ill will lmaooo

119: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:18.51 0.net
Aikawa: “Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!”
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Kanazawa: “Suzuki-san, you look like my cat!”
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121: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:24.50 0.net
I wonder if she was unaware of it, or if it was calculated…

123: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:26.09 0.net
The Aikawa household’s cat’s blanket is from Pendleton, so there’s no problem.
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138: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:00:28.27 0.net
>>123
That must be pretty expensive?

125: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:32.41 0.net
So Aiai is actually pretty clever? It seems like she’s poking a little far for this to end as a joke.

126: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:36.06 0.net
Acting so air-headed when she’s actualy calculating it all… she’s wicked.

Do it more often.

128: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:58:41.64 0.net
Aikawa sees with clear eyes.

130: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:59:08.70 0.net
Rich people aren’t afraid of anything. If she were a normal person, she couldn’t make a fool out of an important member of Morning Musume.

134: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 22:59:51.75 0.net
So it does seem like she only likes Takechan because she looks like the full moon after all.

153: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:02:38.03 0.net
It’s clever of her to have an escape route ready.

155: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:02:53.69 0.net
As expected of Aikawa.

161: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:03:36.65 0.net
It’s the eyes, right.
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169: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:04:47.01 0.net
>>161
That’s just your everyday too-adorable cat lol

187: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:08:09.27 0.net
>>161
I do get the feeling now that their eyes definitely look alike.

164: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:04:04.10 0.net
Suzuki’s reaction again is… lol

180: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:06:35.45 0.net
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233: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:19:12.73 0.net
>>180
I’ve come to love Zukko. What a handsome man. LOL

181: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/01/03(日) 23:13:12.32
Making fun of Zukki like that, not bad at all LOL

182: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:06:47.63 0.net
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211: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:14:00.08 0.net
(01/07/15 Aikawa Maho blog)

I want Nuntun and Lucy to meet face-to-face and play together, since both of them are so cute (^ω^)

Min-chan is a tomboy, so it’s OK for her to play by herself and not meet with the others~~
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http://ameblo.jp/angerme-ss-shin/entry-11974294501.html

243: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:23:07.24 0.net
Aiai just plain communicated more than was necessary.

244: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)2016/01/03(日) 23:24:21.86 0.net
They have to raise 12th gen to be able to say things like this.

249: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:27:51.60 0.net
Aikawa-san didn’t have any bad intentions.  She’s an alien, so her intuition is a little different than ours.

255: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:29:56.35 0.net
I get the feeling that this year will be an explosion of popularity for Aiai.

257: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:30:23.16 0.net
The eyes? The EYES?

262: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:33:05.29 0.net
If you were to put the combination of Bakuwara and Aiai together, the world would tear apart at the seams.

268: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:35:13.46 0.net
For Zukki, Aikawa-san is off her radar, so she doesn’t know what kind of cat she has. Once she goes home and checks Aikawa-san’s blog, her feelings will probably turn around.

269: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:35:51.29 0.net
>>268
She’ll definitely realize it, right? hahaha

270: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:37:29.71 0.net
Nobody would ever think that when talking to Zukki, Aikawa would have the most effective weapon.

277: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:42:14.06 0.net
I have no choice but to support Aiai lol

281: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:44:42.15 0.net
I want Aiai and Haa-chan to recklessly cut down their all senpai together.

288: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:48:36.87 0.net
Thank you, Aiai.

295: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/ 2016/01/03(日) 23:55:10.35 0.net
Since Zukki went and gained weight, if there aren’t people who mess around with her about it, her character would cease to exist.


(Below are added comments from the matome website, not 2ch)

5: カラフル名無しさん 2016年01月04日 15:45
I think everyone is having fun with this joke, but since it seems like the Anti-fans are happy about this…

In Aiai’s blog, she wrote that Zukki’s big, wide eyes look like Min. Lu is the pig-cat, and Min is the beautiful cat.

1001: カラフル管理人。。。 2016年01月04日 20:25
(01/04/16 Aikawa Maho blog)

I think that Suzuki-san’s big, wide eyes look like my cat Min. I told her that, and I was happy that she understood what I meant ^o^ lol

http://ameblo.jp/angerme-ss-shin/entry-12113550980.html

Source: (http://colorhello.blog.jp/archives/1049108290.html)

This whole thread is pretty harsh on Zukki… but I’m a Zukki-oshi myself and I laughed throughout the whole thing anyway. I wanted to translate a more touching thread in commemoration of the big graduations last week, but… I ended up choosing something funny from my old bookmarks instead. I’m sorry that my Zukki tribute was a thread making fun of her (ノ´∀`;;;;) 

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